... so, who are you?
Thank you for asking.
A.R.T., as in ...
Administrative Reverse Transformer!
ART says: Let's stay connected!
Want to know all the Connectonauts news as soon as it’s ready? I can’t network you directly into my core processor yet, but I am retrofitted to link to your human electronic mail transmission system. Leave your “email address” here, and I’ll make sure you’re the first to know everything. Yes: you will be first! Humans love that.
I swear on my motherboard: Connectonauts will never sell your data, or share it with anyone who doesn’t have your best interests at heart. Addicted to fine print? Read our Privacy Policy here (opens in new window).
Connection In Progress
I can’t believe my good luck - we’re finally going to be friends! Go directly to your “inbox” and wait there for my first transmission. It'll be there in a jiffy!
[Illustration? Art popping out of a star-shaped sticker??]
Communicate
Communication Crew currently in stasis.
Proceed at your own risk.